1. marchqueen:

    gigglewhatsit:

    runyouclevertimelord:

    dryadgurrl:

    himapapaftw:

    finally, it has appeared on my dash

    Well that was unexpected.

    I was not expecting this

    no one ever does

    (Source: gallifreyfieldsforever, via thejumpingzebra)

     

  2. lovelostbychoice:

    michaelceratops:

    osointricate:

    I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

    “whats a movie”

    'It's like a play'

    "OH DEAR GOD"

    (via therudolph)

     

  3. onlinewifey:

    spaghettihos:

    REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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    1 million notes and i’ll do it

    let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

    (via suicidalpride)

     

  4. moon-sylph:

    laughingalonewithautoresponder:

    gaymzee:

    “i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

    “I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.

    People of any race, sexual orientation, gender or age can have mental illness. This is just proof of how offensive “white girl” jokes can be.

    (via cuntwarrior)

     
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  6. momlonde:

    righteouskungfu:

    dersely:

    momlonde:

    do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

    “probably”

    “We have to go back”

    image

    you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

    (via valerieparker)

     
  7. losethehours:

    cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

    do-you-have-a-flag:

    i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do

    this is one of my favorite jokes ever

    no really

    ever

    Me too.

    (Source: strangeandnorrell, via valerieparker)

     

  8. knives-and-pipes:

    upgraders:

    most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

    image there’s a tool for that

    (via actualwalkingheadache)

     
  9. sexybritishllama:

    sexybritishllama:

    so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

    A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

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    (via officialchristianmingle)

     
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