50eathaters:

This is powerful

50eathaters:

This is powerful

(Source: idisagreewithmymind, via sarcastic--comment)

animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

(Source: sluttyoliveoil, via sarcastic--comment)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via aforkedupblog)

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th, via heliolisk)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via pizza)

There’s no reason not to add me on snap chat

afternoonsnoozebutton:

I am feeling this on a SPIRITUAL level this morning

(Source: sandandglass, via chaoticperplexion)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via anotheradventurer)

directiontoperfecti0n:

Bill Hader on his SNL audition

(via austni)