eleneripenneth:

lilyliqueur:

Fucking Wesley the sass master, here.

Because there is never enough Princess Bride.  Ever.

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

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merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug EXTRAS.

 I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RN :’)

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edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

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hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via noeasywaytobefree)

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via crashlandthetardis)

floozys:

25+ year old “anti-sjw” people are the fucking creepiest they’re like “teenagers trying to be kinder and less oppressive towards each other??? not on MY watch, i’m going to harass someone much younger than me because i’m an adult and this is the REAL WORLD” 

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